Just moments ago, I was browsing the various wares and sundries at my local Tobacco Connection and found myself lusting salaciously over the five pound bag of rigid, bulk gummi snacks that I had almost talked myself into purchasing just prior while stopped at WinCo on the bicycle ride home from work today. Seconds later, after finding nothing that would satisfy my hunger, I cursed all the local hopefuls lined up to spend their title loans on Powerball quick picks for stealing all the luck in the world and I stomped home with a delicious twenty four ounce can of Black Star Double Hopped Lager, and I imagined that my hair looked good in the wind, and when I got home I shaved my balls because the work Xmas party is tomorrow night, and then I watched Frantik videos on Youtube! Ohhh Yeeeahhhh!
Just moments ago, I was browsing the various wares and sundries at my local Tobacco Connection and found myself lusting salaciously over the five pound bag of rigid, bulk gummi snacks that I had almost talked myself into purchasing just prior while stopped at WinCo on the bicycle ride home from work today. Seconds later, after finding nothing that would satisfy my hunger, I cursed all the local hopefuls lined up to spend their title loans on Powerball quick picks for stealing all the luck in the world and I stomped home with a delicious twenty four ounce can of Black Star Double Hopped Lager, and I imagined that my hair looked good in the wind, and when I got home I shaved my balls because the work Xmas party is tomorrow night, and then I watched Frantik videos on Youtube! Ohhh Yeeeahhhh!
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