I find flossing to be uniquely cathartic, and in particular, when done in conjunction with a mild case of gum disease and following the consumption of a large burrito from any of these Mexican grills currently dominating (or polluting, you could say, if that is possible) suburban strip malls, would place said activity right alongside a mild sunburn on my short list of life's simple pleasures. There's just something about the subtle pain of tearing through the infected tissue together with the taste of blood that comforts and removes me to a place akin to mother's womb. .. Hello ladies!
Did he/she ask you if you floss? I hate when they ask, because I feel like a naughty child. It's like they want to catch you in a flagrant lie.
ReplyDeleteI find flossing to be uniquely cathartic, and in particular, when done in conjunction with a mild case of gum disease and following the consumption of a large burrito from any of these Mexican grills currently dominating (or polluting, you could say, if that is possible) suburban strip malls, would place said activity right alongside a mild sunburn on my short list of life's simple pleasures. There's just something about the subtle pain of tearing through the infected tissue together with the taste of blood that comforts and removes me to a place akin to mother's womb. .. Hello ladies!
ReplyDeleteWhat he said ^.
ReplyDeleteAlso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0RsOn-IJds