Fried turkey

I'm not sure why, but I'm watching a infomercial for the Butterball Turkey Frier right now. (Yes, I watch a lot of tv.) I don't think I've ever had fried turkey, but it looks really good. I'm kind of afraid I would get addicted and die if I try it, though. You know, like what they told us about crack in high school health class...but it looks so good! Is this how stoners feel when they look at High Times?...what am I thinking? I could work on the southern accent but my hair isn't anywhere big enough for a turkey frier. If you're bored and have the spare time then check out this infomercial. Or not.(LC)