On a similar note...

The dude who played Ogre seems to not have been as fortunate as Curtis. (LC)

Curtis Armstrong

This actor is completely underrated. One of my favorites.

This scene is classic! (LC)

Name calling

I've been called everything from "chickadee" to "chickenshit". I've heard them all. Sorry for swearing. (LC)

Parties

There's a part of me that's always wanted to show up to the party with a bag of powdered sugar and a large jar of pickles. (LC)

Wizards

For as cool as Wizards are, you'd think they're would be more of them right? Not that I want a big Wizard trend, you know, a lot of total goombahs runnin' around jumping on the bandwagon, but it'd be cool if a few more were around. Say, if you're a Wizard, go ahead and give me a call, 208 375 6710, let's hang out. I'll buy you a beer or whatever Wizards drink.

 

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gosh darn we're funny

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Kirk Hammets hair

What happened?

 

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A positive message

It's ok to sing along to songs you don't know the words to. Just be happy. (LC)

Exercise

I witnessed a man donning workout garb, power-walking, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Does that work? You know, for cardio? I guess I could stopped him and asked. He did grunt at me as if I was in his way, though. (LC)

Do you know what the hell these are?

That makes 2 of us. Gotta ask Wymans, I guess. (LC)

Napoleon Dynamite

I'm not a big fan of movies, I'm  really not a big fan of fairly clean movies at that, but Napoleon Dynamite is really funny. I don't even like comedies. None of it. But if Napoleon and the gang are on, I'll watch it every time. I havent seen the cartoon, but I really hate cartoons. (Bug)

Ghoul

Not even shitting you, I'm at the Library and there is a kid here with a Ghoul shirt. Remember, Ghoul is that band I posted a vid of a few days ago. All blood and guts and funny vocals. So weird. No one knows who Ghoul is. I'd go talk to the kid but he'd probably think I was a paedo. (Bug)

Esquire Mag

I was reading an article in Esquire while sitting on the throne tonight about George Clooney. He seems like a cool dude. He made a great point, though. Since everyone has a camera-phone, you'd think there would be more UFO pictures. You guys should really consider subscribing to this magazine. (LC)

I'm now a gym member

As part of my new year's resolution to sell out, I joined 24 Hour Fitness yesterday. Today was my 1st work out. A co-worker of mine goes there regularly. He's in great shape and enjoys going to the gym. We decided to start working out together. I have to mention that he is gay, just for the sake of this story. As we were doing an exercise, he said, "Most of the dudes who work out here are probably gay. Those five guys that just walked past us. They're all gay. That dude behind us with the Hooters shirt on. Gay. Yeah, you wouldn't suspect." Now, I got mad love for my gay friends, and I have no problem working out with a bunch of gay dudes. They're a lot cooler than a bunch of jock bros. The problem I'm having right now is telling the difference. Apparently, my "gaydar" needs some fine tuning, because all the dudes at the gym looked like a buncha bros. So, I pose this to Bug, concerning your previous post about a dude in an Affliction shirt calling you a "faggot". Maybe he was just hitting on you. If he wasn't, that bro needs his ass beat. I now know a bunch of "faggots" that probably could. Like I said, I got mad love for my gay friends. And I love you, too, Bug. We're total bros, but not like that kind of bro. You know, the kind that wear Affliction shirts and pay disrespect to strangers. The world would be a much better place without those kind of bros. (LC)

Woody Allen

Got called a "Woody Allen faggot" at the bar on Saturday. Thats pretty lame. I don't even like Woody Allen, and I'm not gay.

Great finds at WINCO

In case you ever want just one pickle.

(LC)

Detective work

I found this in my driveway this morning:

My guess is that the knife was the murder weapon, but for the life of me, I can't figure out what the designer bag was used for. (LC)

Politics

I don't think I can vote for a president who doesn't listen to George Noory. (LC)

Dislikes

Unless he actually is a sailor, dudes should never wear peacoats. They're stupid. I want to splash mudpuddles on dudes in peacoats as I drive past them. You know what I DO like? A no-stick frying pan. So easy to clean. (LC)

Communication

Ok. This is a huge pet peeve of mine. If you want someone's help, I believe you should be polite, show gratitude, and properly express your wants and/or needs. At work, I hate it when someone walks up to me and says: "Jack Johnson" or "Black Keys", or something like that. Why can't they put a little consideration into it and ask. You know, like: "Do you guys carry The Rolling Stones?", or "Can you show me where you keep Black Flag?". Just spitting out an artists name is caveman talk and very assuming. Of course I know they just want me to show them where we keep Sublime. A little courtesy goes a long way, though. At least form a question with a verb in it. And on a similar note, I think it's total BS that grown adults will behave in a poor manner by throwing a tantrum if their wants aren't met. Some people just don't understand return policies. Throwing a fit doesn't change the policy. It doesn't make their receipt magically show up, either. It just makes everyone look bad: The customer throwing a fit, the embarrassed employees who are just trying to do their job right, and the rest of the customers gawking at the spectacle. It is not the employees fault the customer didn't read the return policy taped to the counter, right next to the pin pad for their debit card. Besides, where can you return anything these days without a receipt (besides Walmart)? From here on out, when a customer behaves badly, I'll just take their picture with my camera-phone and post their mugs on this blog for amusement. Sorry for the long post. Just a lot to get off my chest today. (LC)

You know what rules?

This:

Indie Rock

That garbage just really pisses me off. I cant stand pretentiousness, the sound, the look, anything. It actually makes me pissed and want to go Columbine. (Bug)

Call me what you will,

But watching UFC makes me happy. Not this happy though: This is kind of amazing: It reminds me a little of this (around 2:50): (LC)

Something That Rules

This rules and if you don't think so, we're not friends. (Bug)

Hells Angels

I really want to get some Hells Angels patches for my jean jacket. A lot of my friends have advised against it, but when do I listen to anybody elses opinion? I need to get that respect out on the open road. Patch me up. I might even make my own at work and start rocking them. (Bug) 

Toilet Talk

I hate automatic flushes, sometimes you like to get a pic. (Bug)

Tebow

I don't follow football too much and I don't know him from the next guy, but that dude seems a little self-righteous.  That kneeling and praying thing people keep talking about seems kinda phony.  I like to see dudes like that fail.  Is that wrong? (LC)

Yuppies with kids

are a thorn in my side. (LC)

Road Construction

It is very frustrating when traffic is diverted or detoured for construction and nobody is working when I drive by. I feel like my time is being wasted. As a taxpaying citizen, I also find it disrespectful. I like to see my tax dollars at work. It makes me even more mad when the potholes are almost as bad as they were before. It's insulting and wasteful. (LC)

Fridays

TGIF, readers. (Bug)