Movie #16

Wilderness(2006)-Not very scary, but a gnarly flick indeed. A bunch of delinquent Irish kids shunned to an island with killer german shepherds and and a moving bush with a crossbow. It's twisted and bloody. Thumbs up from me. (LC)

Movie #15

The Descent 2(2009). It was just a sick as the first one. Badass. One of the better movies I have watched so far this month. (LC)

Movies

I watched a movie called Hesher last night. It had the guy with glasses from that TV show The Office. I hate that TV show. Why are the cameras all shaky? They need new cameramen. I hate Steve Carrell too. What a dumb show. (Bug)

NerdMetal

The Enslaved concert killed! Before the band started playing, I overheard a conversation pitting Lord of the Rings characters against X-Men. Interesting concept...for dorks. Also, "What would Gandalf be like if he took LSD?" Great stuff. Lets headbang! (LC)

Gotcha.

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Bob Ross remembered

Not only was this man a great painter and teacher, he was (and still is), an amazing inspiration in helping make those "big decisions": "Where is your mountain in your world?" (LC)

You know it's true...

...Milli Vanilli had really great songs no matter who made them. (LC)

Lunch break

I went over to Club 21 for lunch today. Club 21 is a bar that my co-workers kept telling me to go to and try their "amazing" burgers. It was full of 1950s greaser poser types. I got in line at the bar behind one of these greasers and waited patiently. After this poser grabbed his drinks, he turned to me and kinda got in my face and said, "I'm not done." I was kind of taken aback and responded with, "Well, okay then." I think he was afraid that I'd cut in and steal his drinks. Anyway, after pondering the interaction for a moment, I really should have responded with, "Hey 1950s greaser poser dude, I'm a late 1960s Vietnam Vet poser dude. If you ever talk to me that way again I'll cut your ear off." I could have then flipped over a table and ducked. Anyway, for your information, I ordered a burger with fries and a diet coke. I ordered, ate, and was back at work in under 30 minutes. The food was okay, but the burger was very salty. I can still feel it in my chest. Very underwhelming. (LC)

Cops

This cop is kinda pissed.

Scared Bros.

This doesnt get old:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/scared-bros-at-a-haunted-house
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Movie #14

Warlock (1989)-I highly recommend that you do NOT watch this movie. It was terrible and a complete waste of time. I would rather pay bills than watch this movie again. (LC)

Movies 11, 12 & 13

#11: The Swarm (1978)-A bunch of bees. Remember when North America was going to be attacked by killer bees? We got mosquitos instead. The movie was ok. A little too long, though.

#12: Wolfen (1981)-Wolves are pretty cool most of the time. James Edward Olmos (the dude from Miami Vice), was awesome in it. Other than that, there wasn't enough to pull my focus from the internet.

#13: An American Werewolf In London (1981)-This movie is a classic! It should be required viewing for anyone attempting to be a human. (That means just about everybody). (LC)

Paradigms

When was it determined that pizza could be delivered? Why is it only pizza? Man, sometimes I could really go for some spaghetti, or a burrito, or even some sushi, but I just really don't feel like putting on pants to go get it. Some ask why, I ask why not. (LC)

Poetry

I like my burritos frost-bitten.
I like my popcorn stale.
I piss lightning and crap thunder.
I can't think of anything else...suggestions? (LC)

Out of Gas

Man, I wish I could go back to 1993 and buy like a million gallons of gas. I'd have a ton of it, just hanging around for me and my friends to use. (Bug)

Movies 9 & 10

#9: Night of the Comet(1984)- bitchin' 80s flick. Not very scary, but kooky (like They Live).
#10:Creature From The Black Lagoon(1954)-One badass monster! (LC)

Too good to not blog about!

credit goes to metalsucks.net for posting it first. (LC)

Movies 6, 7 & 8

Movie #6: Monkey Shines(1988)- had a cute monkey in it. It was alright.
Movie #7: Countess Dracula(1971)- another Hammer Production with the usual Hammer flare.
Movie #8: The Howling(1981)- a weird little ditty, but kinda good. (LC)

Signs for Occupy Boise

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Hellraiser 3:Hell On Earth (1992)

Movie #5 was decent. Pinhead and the Cenobites were cool, and it had a sweet night club, but that's about it. (LC)

Lunch yesterday

I had 2 hot dogs from Circle K for lunch yesterday. They tasted a little old, but 2 for $2.50 is quite a deal! (LC)

House of the Devil (2009)

Movie #4 1 hour 15 min. all suspense. 10 min. scary stuff. Gnarly movie, though. (LC)

A new low

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Astro Zombies (1968)

Movie #3 wasn't bad for a low-budget. It had cool sound effects, righteous babes, and the astro zombies looked bitchin'. It certainly wasn't on par with Night of the Living Dead, though. The astro zombies needed to be in it more, and it needed more brutal killing. (LC)

Deathwatch (2002)

Movie #2 was "Deathwatch". It was confusing and hard to follow. I had a hard time getting scared. I don't recommend it. There are many, many better scary movies than this one. The picture looked good, though. It looked grim. (LC)

Imagine...

...your last name is Shakespeare,...but you're dyslexic... What a let-down. (LC)

Anti Subaru

I don't think I'll ever buy a Subaru because they are all defective. There's something about them that tends to cause them to pull out in front of other cars then drive slow. They also seem to drive slow in the fast lane. I don't think I'll ever buy a Subaru. (LC)

All Dude Party

So I'm just watching my favorite show, COPS, and they are busting a college campus party. They ask the head of the house to clear everybody out. It shows a dozen or so males exiting the residence. One of the officers says chuckles out "Looks like a sausage party." I love sausage. (Bug)

5:15AM

Its been a long time since I stayed up all night watching The Locust videos on youtube. (Bug)

3rd October Horror Movie Fest

I'm going to try this again. 31 scary movies in October. The last 2 years I'm only made it somewhere in the 20s. I just watched Dracula A.D. 1972. It's not too bad if you like hippies and disco. Go Hammer! (LC)