Monday, April 21, 2014

I never...

I have not seen that one show called "The O.C."  Any good? (LC)

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Dorkin'!

This one time, I was talking to a dude and I mentioned that I had never played Dungeons and Dragons, but I would like to try it. He told me that Dungeons and Dragons was for dorks. Not too much later, I found out he was a big fan of Insane Clown Posse. I know for a fact that he has donned clown paint more than once. 15 years later, I still have yet to play a single game of Dungeons and Dragons. BOOYAH.(LC)

Candy Review

After years of looking, I finally found some more:
It has been a while. You still taste terrible, but for some reason, I can finally appreciate your nuances. Maybe I've grown into it. It's old-timer candy. (LC)

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Imagine...

What if Yoda is Kermit the Frog's great-uncle. I mean, they're both green...they both have a hand up their ass... Sorry, just riffin'. (LC)

Since we're on the subject...

Me and a buddy of mine got thinking about the AMC shows and how some of them have a debriefing talk show after each episode. You know how there was a "Talking Bad" that aired after each episode of "Breaking Bad". And there's "Talking Dead" for "The Walking Dead". My buddy and I were wondering why there isn't one of those shows for "Game Of Arms". It could be "Talking Arms". I don't know. Maybe that show isn't popular enough. But what about "Mad Men"? That is one of the most popular shows for the network. Why don't they have a talk show called "Talking Men"? just wondering. (LC)

T.V. show review

"Game Of Arms" is a new show on AMC. It's about arm wrestling. I can't put my finger on what I really like about it because sometimes the show can be a little over the top. I guess you have to hand it to the production team for telling a gripping story. It gets a thumbs-up from me. (LC)

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

A great weekend for fights

It's no secret that I enjoy watching combat sports, and I was a pig in shit last weekend.   Here are some of the highlights:

Big Country KO'd Big Nog out stiff at the UFC in Abu Dhabi on Friday morning.

It was a good win for Roy Nelson. I'm a fan of both guys, so it was sad to see a legend like Antonio Rodrigo Minotauro Nogueira get knocked out like that. I think it may be time he hangs the gloves up...
Like another legend Vladimir Matyushenko did Friday night after getting submitted by an unlikely Joey Beltran on the Bellator card. Matyushenko left his gloves in the cage. "The Janitor" is 43 years old and looked every bit of it Friday night. For as slow as he looked, I scored rounds 1 & 2 for him, though. Round 3 was when he appeared to run out of gas and Beltran choked him for the tap. That wouldn't have happened even 2 years ago, so it was time.

Glory Kickboxing was on Saturday night. Tyrone Spong, the man who many consider the pound-for-pound best kickboxer...well, until Saturday night, wrapped his shin around Gokhan Saki's knee. That was a bummer. I guess he won't be kicking again for a while...
It's almost exactly what happened Anderson Silva back in December when his kick was checked by Chris Weidman's knee. Shins are not supposed to bend like that. On a side note: that kick check with the knee technique has been dubbed "The Destruction" by Weidman's trainer Ray Longo. Well, "The Destruction" is very effective.
Probably the best fight of the weekend was the Manny Pacquiao/Timothy Bradley rematch. It was a great 12-round bout that had Pacquiao get the unanimous decision.
PacMan may owe a lot to his mother, though. People have said she may have cast a hex on Bradley during the match. I won't speculate, so check it out for yourself. This was my favorite part of the weekend: (LC)

Squatch Hunting

I've been thinking about Squatchin' a lot lately. I'm thinking that going Squatchin could land you behind bars in a big way. Hunting endangered species is a felony offense, and you're not going to tell theses pups ain't endangered. Clearly they are cause nobody can find one. Therefore these TV shows that glorify the hunting should be outlawed. You don't see an A&E show about Rhino hunting do ya?

(Bug)

Monday, April 14, 2014

Science

The Universe is massive.  Think about it.  Not for too long, though.  You could end up wasting a whole bunch of time.  Unless you're someone like Stephen Hawking or Neil Degrasse Tyson. (LC)

Truth

You know how there are different methods of learning like: by example, or demonstration, or going to school?  Well, I learn by making mistakes.  So I'll save you some trouble.  Don't say things to me like: "Don't make the same mistake I did." or: "Don't make the mistake of...(whatever)".  Because I will. (LC)

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Real Genius

I recently found out that the creator of the personal computer had a Dial-A-Joke telephone line in the early 80s.  That is, Steve Wozniak had a phone number you could call and hear a joke.  Google it. I couldn't find any recordings of his jokes, but he does have a joke book you can buy here.  I'm guessing from the one review that his jokes are pretty terrible...That make me like him even more!  Wozniak > Jobs. (LC)

The Ultimate Warrior is officially dead...

...and that really. bums. me out.  He was on Monday Night RAW just last night.  I watched it.  He cut a classic Ultimate Warrior promo in the ring (which he walked to with a noticeable limp).  He shook the ropes just like old times.  Warrior was inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame before Wrestlemania 30 last weekend.  He gave a good speech.  Unfortunately for everyone, I think he had a lot more to say than he did.  Now we won't ever get that autobiography.  Bummer.  That would be a book I would like to read.  I'm not the wrestling fan that I used to be.  A lot of that has to do with the quality in today's wrestlers.  Warrior wasn't necessarily old school, because wrestling goes back well before he got started.  He was a huge part of the era that had the largest impression on me, though. Here are my top 5: 1. Hulk Hogan 2. Macho Man 3. Roddy Piper 4. The Ultimate Warrior 5. Mick Foley Anyway, here's the promo Warrior cut for Wrestlemania VI (here). Warrior won the belt from Hogan after playing the most glorious game of Mercy. You should google that match. One of the greatest of all time. (LC)

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

kvlt

I've been doing a little reading up on Heaven's Gate.  They made some sick websites.  Look it up.  Not to be too distasteful here but those purple nikes are SAWEEEET!  I'm also thinking about maybe getting a purple snuggie.  KY's birthday is coming up soon.  Maybe I'll ask her for one. (LC)