Band names for sale

Bug and I had a little brainstorm sesh to try and come up with ways to fund this resource. 'Tis true we don't get paid for providing this valuable information, but we NEVER said we were non-profit. We will take any money given to us for this cause. We understand that as a consumer, you probably want something a little more tangible than our insights. We decided to sell band names that we come up with. These are uniquely hand-crafted, but we understand. We tried to make the prices reasonable. Here they are with their prices next to them. You could name your band: Michael Jackson - $20.00, The Broncos - $18.99, Rudimentary Penis - 8 bones, Borah Lions - $8, The Strip-Searchers - 1 dollar bill, Airport Security - (name your price), The Chicken Strippers - 5 bucks, The Slim-Jims - $8, Hot Tamales - $9.99, Hershey & The Squirts - $49.99, Bad Tatt - (whatever you paid for yours), Baseball-Football - $5 or $6. Take your pick, Ted & The Hard Rock Cochells - $14.99, Violent Hump - 20 bucks, Scott Tonder & The Tater Tots - $50.00, Worn Out - $89.99, Worm Out - $20.55, The Wide Stance - (name your price), The Hairy Houdinis - $77.77, Slipped Jav - $6.66, Pythons In Nylons - 12 bucks, Bulk Hogan - $12, Hairy Belafonte - $19.99, Banana Nicole Smith - $45.99, Tricky Drip - $3, Kurt Bile - $12.99, World Chump - $1, Rocky I'VE - a buck, Chimp Pansy - 15 bucks, Phony Accent - 33 dollars, The Pop-Tarts - 15 bucks, Fake Dick - $18.99, MF Fotoshop - $8, The Fridge Perry - $72, Hot Ice, Dude - $300.00, Jus Lik Dat - $5, Da Bears - (buy me a polish sausage and you can have it), The Pay Pals - 50 bucks, MacDons - $6.99, The Butt-Plugs - (make us an offer), Crack Sniffers - (we're open to suggestions), We're Bros - $5, Dorito Breath - about 4 dollars, Pass The Piss Test - $29.95 (I think that's what Tommy Chong is asking), Pass The Tits - $5, Pissed Test - $20, THA DINGLEBERRIES - $4, Secret Santa - $15.99, Santa Claws - $30, The Secret Admirerees - $7.99, Motorbread - $4, The Low Blows - $2.99, Metallicrud - $.99, Tight Baunch - $20, Full House - $20, The Wymen - $100, Pillage People - $20, Fartridge Family - $3.99, Sticks - $2, Big Dump - (make us an offer), Supreme Pizzaz - $4, Ham - $39.99, The Rug Dealers -$5, The diKinks - $3, Blackened Crusties - $12, Potato Wedgies - $12, Hamburger Herpies - $12, The Chicago Chubs - $200, Snort- $67.83, Green Gelatin - 80 bucks, Deep Wiff - $99.99, Illegal Stream & Those Damn Pop-ups - 20 bucks, Hard Boiled Legs - 20 bucks, Chicken Flavor - $.20, Free-Beez - $2, The Tripod - $2, Tick Bite - $5, Doug Mosh - $30, Built To Spew - $23, Piss Floors - $20, Unibrow - $5, Peein Waters - one red cent, Broke P.A. - 50 bucks, Old Beef Hung - 12 bucks, Pubics Cube - $65, Smelly Pud - ten bones, Fondled Chump - 3 dollars, The Boss - $6.00, A Good Read - $4.99, The Beedles - 12 dollars, $5 Spicy Italian Footlong - $5, Big Nugget - $3 Leper's Tip - $20.00 Send us a message if you are interested in any of these. Or better yet, set us up a PayPal account and pay us! (LC)