Good times gone

I used to have a pair of really rad aviator glasses. I only bring this up because they are coming back in style with the metalheads again. I'm just saying that I used to have a sweet pair back in the oughts, when only I thought they were cool. You know, the ones with the big mirrored teardrop lenses. I have a large head and these were big enough. I felt like a badass when I wore them. Probably like how Rob Halford feels when he wears his...I lost them dunking babes in the Boise River. That was a lot of fun, but I wish I woulda remembered to take off the shades first. They were bitchin'...

(LC)