Showing posts with label my two cents. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my two cents. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

Weird Sayings

" I slept like a baby." So you woke up a hundred times and pissed the bed? Sounds awful.
"Happy as a clam." Who the hell knows if clams are happy?

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Common Sense

Some people ask: "What's more important than money?"

That's easy. The stuff you spend it on, duh. (It would be cool to have bags of money hanging around my condo, though.) (LC)