Dualies

I normally don't like these things. They hog the road, especially on Portland's narrow streets. One of these would have been nice on the windy drive home today, though.

My awesome Yaris felt like a ping pong ball.(LC)

Grooming

My boss at the bar always breaks out the tiniest comb and runs it through his moustache. The thing is, his moustache is only like 1/16th of an inch long. I wanna tell him, "Hey pal, your moustache isn't all messed up." What does he think, its blowing around in the wind? (Bug)