Shorts

I rarely wear shorts. I'm kind of against them, I mean I do wear them occasionally, but I'm usually embarrassed about it. I'd rather get all crotch swampy then wear shorts most of the time. I'm just not a fan of showing people my legs, they're hairy and pasty, and nobody wants to see that. Don't even get me started on feet, gross. Being half naked is for bed and swimming. I even work in a very hot environment, but I still wear long pants. People think I'm crazy. Maybe I am. (Bug)