In case you didn't know,

Miami Vice is back up on Netflix streaming. (LC)

I don't know if you know this yet,

but I saw a few Rothko paintings yesterday.

Very impressive. (LC)

Joey Ramone

Was one of the greatest frontmen, too.

Great band, too. I don't think I have any vinyl. Need to change that. (LC)

You know what.

Poodles suck.  Especially the big ones.  The big one's owners suck even more. (LC)

Personal info.

I'm terrible at conversations. (LC)

Regulars

We call this one "Manchild".  It's getting to the point where the employees start to get excited when he comes in.  He's amusing as all hell.  He's a big dude who always wears shirts that are a little too small.  He has no filter.  He makes racist comments often.  He once called a Cars-Greatest Hits CD "gay".  That was actually pretty hilarious.  He comes in at least once week and spends a bunch of money...so that's good.  Just not sure where the bread comes from...Anyway, this is Manchild.  (LC)

Facebook

Why do people post pictures of their food on Facebook?  Are they trying to make people jealous? That doesn't work on me, suckers.  Who cares. I think I'll post a picture of my canned chili the next time I have some. It's not really worth bragging about, but neither is someone's plate of eggs benedict. Know what I'm saying? (LC)

Update

This may be old news to you, but apparently Katy Perry has tied Michael Jackson for the most number 1 singles.  What does she sound like? (LC)

My record collection

I probably have over a thousand records. Not a single The Beatles.  (LC)

Really Bad Punk Rock Album Art

Another State of Mind

So I watched that punk movie Another State of Mind last night. Its a sweet movie about punk bands in the olden days. Unfortunately its only an 1:15 long. I could have watched much more. It's basically about Social Distortion and Youth Brigade on their first tour in summer of 1982. They all went in a short school bus from LA up through Canada and over to Washington DC where the bus broke down for the last time and they had to fly home. Man punk was a lot more wild then. (Bug)

Pranks.

I thought it was funny the first couple of times I farted on my dogs.  Then I realized that they get the last laugh. (LC)

I've had a cold for 3 weeks now.

On a positive note, I just have to sniff to get extra sauce when I eat. (LC)

Snacks

I'm not much of a candybar guy, you know they just dont satisfy me, but today I had a PayDay© bar and it was very tasty. (Bug)

Great advice from greatness

A customer gave me some advice the other day.  He said: "You can get drunk.  You can get high.  Just don't get drunk and high."  I wish I took a picture of this dude... (LC)

Heads up!

I got my hands on a copy of the script for The Gary Coleman-Emmanuel Lewis Project.  (Yes, it's real.  Don't believe me? Google it.)  Let me know if you need it.  (LC)

Nutrition

I think someone should make popcorn like orange juice: Fortified with vitamins. Or make it like a protein bar, except it's popcorn. PowerCorn! How's that for an idea, Alejandro?! what. (LC)

Common ground

I hate getting stuck with opening the store when we lose an hour. I'm sure you feel the same way. Oh well. Might as well get it over with...(LC)

Life.

I've been feeling pretty burnt out on just about everything lately. I think it'll take a little more than a week vacation from work this time. Know what I mean? (LC)

Deuce Update

With my new phone I can update this while I'm dropping a deuce at work.(Bug)

New Phone

I got a wild new phone. Does it even work? Beats me. (Bug)

Just a thought...

Do you think Emerson, Lake & Palmer got a lot of groupies in their heyday? How about Yes? Gentle Giant? (LC)

Greatest Hard Rock frontmen addendum

I forgot 2 very important dudes: Axel Rose, Glenn Danzig. I'm not sure where I'd rank them. Maybe honorable mentions.(LC)

Absolutely essential band, great song, terrible video.

(LC)

The great thing about sweat pants.

It's not that big of a deal if they end up on backwards.(LC)

Justin Bieber

Today is his 18th birthday and reportedly 14 Million dollars was moved over into his personal account. Boom. (Bug)