Siberian Bear-Hunting Suit

... huh...         no shit?...    (LC)

Age-ism

You know you're getting kind of old when you leave the bathroom smelling like how you remember your old man did when you were a kid. #amiright? (LC)

(secret #2:)

I like U2.  So what. (LC)

A roll of the dice...

I know this is kind of morbid, but if you've read this blog before, well...  I stay up wondering the odds a lot.  Like if I had the same good looks as Michael Hutchence would I suffer the same fate.   I bet that dude got plenty of action up until then, though.  I guess beauty truly is a blessing and a curse. (secret: I got a thing for INXS.) (LC)

Conspiracies

Clyde's talking about D.B. Cooper now.  I don't have any answers, but I can't help but think about Cooper making it rain at Bigfoot, who is swinging around a pine tree like it's a stripper pole... Could've happened... (LC)

Exclusive Clubs

I'm listening to Clyde Lewis right now (google him if you don't know).  He has a guest that's talking about Bohemian Grove.  I guess that's a place in California where an exclusive club of bird watchers meet up.  Or maybe they do human sacrifice.  I'm not really sure, that's what I can get from this program so far... Anyway, I'm not really crazy about clubs, especially exclusive boys' clubs.  I know I've talked about this before, but I think it's really dumb.  I mean, I was a boy scout, which had some cool moments.  I also joined one of those tape clubs for a short time.  That one was a total rip-off.  Anyway, I don't really like clubs. (LC)

Fashion Trends

Powdered wigs.  I hope they never make a comeback. (LC)

Self Worth

Sharks have gotten some attention recently.  Shark Week just happened, some attacks...  Well, I was just thinking.  If you survive a shark attack, it means you're not worth eating.  Think about it.  That can really mess with your self esteem. (LC)

Night Sweats

Since the weather has really cranked up as of late, I've considered sleeping in the buff.  Maybe not a great idea, though.  I've never tried it.  What about a jock strap?... Nah.  Probably not the best idea, either. (LC)

Only in dreams...

I had a dream the other night that I got into a wrestling match with Ronda Rousey in my living room.  Of course she whooped my butt.  Afterwards though, her family helped KY and me load up our moving truck.  That was pretty cool, but I'm not sure what it meant... We're moving for reals by the way. In August. KY is a genius and landed a post doc gig in Charlottesville, VA. That's where Thomas Jefferson is from.  You know, the dude that wrote the Declaration of Independence.  Pres #3.  Anyway, I can't say I'll miss Wichita... (LC)

Skills

Everything I'm good at in my life I've earned through my hard work; my blood, sweat, and tears.  This is the very reason I'm not good at anything. (LC)

Travel tip

Whenever I hear about Airbnb, I can't help but imagine the Airbnb Killer. (LC)

The Boob Tube

I scroll the t.v. menu just about every day.  I have to admit that almost every time, for about a split second, I get a little excited when I come across Conan.  Then I realize that it's the talk show, not, you know, the barbarian.  Don't get me wrong.  Conan the Comedian/host is great! He's hilarious! I really like him.  I just prefer Schwarzenegger.  There's nothing wrong with that.  (LC)

Current Issues

Even though I'm happily married, I must say Caitlyn Jenner is starting to look pretty darn good! 

At least she's waaaay better looking now than when she was trying to look like a dude.

Anyways, I'm happy for her and respect her right to be the person she is.  May she live long and prosper.  May she continue to endure with patience the household she lives in.  Godspeed.         Nanoo Nanoo. (LC)

Creativity

I'm a pretty big fan of art, but for the life of me, I cannot tell good poetry from the bad.  I mean, all my favorite poems involve Nantucket... yeah, I just don't know... (LC)

Aw Nuts.

My math may be off but it it seems like it should say "more than". (LC)

That's the power of love

Some dude down the street owns a Delorean and leaves it uncovered and exposed to the elements in his front drive.  I know it's made of stainless steel, but still... I wonder if he'd give me 3 chances to guess what his favorite movie is... Sorry about the quality of this photo.  I wasn't brave enough to get any closer.  This is Wichita after all. (LC)

Metal sighting

I was watching a documentary on that band OMD the other morning and a dude wearing a Venom Shirt showed up:

The movie is available on YouTube. (LC)

Technology

I'm happily married but, Tinder yo.  Where was that when I was in college? (LC)

Wealth

People who own yellow Hummers have more money than they deserve. (LC)